Happy Friday the Thirteenth 3.5 readers…
Hello 3.5 readers! Are you stuck in a horror movie and being chased by a fictional psychopath? (Then why are you reading this blog? RUN!)
But, if you have a minute while said psycho is taking a breather, then Bookshelf Q. Battler is here with the top ten helpful tips to get you through this Friday the 13th, based on all of the horror movies I’ve seen:
10) Don’t go upstairs. Only go upstairs if there is no other direction to go in. If you can go out of the house, then go out of the house. Really, what do you think will happen when you get upstairs? The killer just corners you because the only way out of the house when you are upstairs is via a fatal drop to the ground.
9) Don’t be rude. In horror movies, rude people tend to buy the farm in epic ways that make…
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