Bleh! I vant to suck your blood, 3.5 readers…bleh, but I don’t want to do a lot of work so bleh, bleh please just lay your necks down and make some holes in them with your necks so I can just slurp out the blood and then…
Bleh! Where are you going? It sure is hard being a lazy, incompetent, asshat vampire. In fact, you might have noticed that this year my name has been changed from Asshat Vampire to Incompetent Vampire.
Anyway 3.5 readers, I do like to check in with you all once a Halloween. How have you all been? I hope you have all been murdering many vampires because I hate those guys ever since they kicked me out of the League of Vampires.
I wish I had more to say but I have been a very depressed vampire as of late. In fact I think I might just quit being a vampire. Is that even possible? Someone contact a vampire lawyer and let me know.
That’s it. I am even incompetent at writing columns. Happy Halloween 3.5 losers. Bleh!