Daily Archives: December 30, 2017

My Computer Died

Sad news 3.5 readers. My MacBook died. Apple doesn’t crack, my ass. Oh well, in the meantime enjoy my back catalog.

I have ordered a Microsoft Surface Book so this fine blog should return to normal operations soon.

I’m sad to report though that 50,000 out of 100,000 edited words of Toilet Gator were lost in the destruction and now I must restart the entire process.

This sucks and Franklin should sue Apple for making the world wait longer for the release of the best novel ever written about Toilet gators.