BQB NOTE: Last year, I wrote “Politically Correct ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside.‘ Now, given the latest news, it’s time for the Sexual Harassment version.
HER: I really can’t stay…
HIM…but baby it’s cold outside.
HER: I’ll call the media right away!
HIM: Oh my God! No, please, I’ll put down my hands today!
HER: This evening has been…
HIM: …I’ll stop bothering you then…
HER: The top story on CNN!
HIM: Look, I’m sorry and my abuse will cease.
HER: I’m drafting a press release.
HIM: I’m so embarrassed I want to be dead.
HER: Hello operator, put me through to Gloria Allred.
HIM: I didn’t mean it, I’m so ashamed.
HER: The pundits will give you the blame.
HIM: I just wanted to grab a boob.
HER: And now you’re off to jail, so grab the lube.
HIM: Oh my God, I’m so screwed!
HER: I really can’t stay.
HIM: No more argument here. So sorry to offend.
HER: Your perversions are now the top Twitter trend!
HER: I really can’t stay.
HIM: Then get the hell out of here! Please, for the love of God, I still want a job on Monday!
HER: Wow, it really is cold outside!
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