Daily Archives: December 21, 2017

Santa Claus is REAL!

Hey 3.5 readers.  BQB here.

It has come to my attention that one of my esteemed columnists, Miss Monica Duncan, Professional Bad News Breaker, wrote a nonsense column on this fine website in which she stated that Santa Claus is not real.

Balderdash and poppycock, I say.  Santa is very much real so please, all 3.5 of you, be sure to tell your kids the fat man exists and Monica doesn’t know what she’s talking about.

In Case You Were Wondering…

…where Book Three of the Toilet Gator series is going:


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