Top Ten Reasons to Fart

#10 – You have to or you’ll die. Who wants “death by fart” in their obituary ?

#9 – It’s fun.

#8 – Someone has to.

#7 – The right fart can rip a hole in the space-time continuum.

#6 – You can blame it on your dog.

#5 – It’d be weird if you didn’t.

#4 – With enough practice you can fart show tunes.

#3 – You’ll explode if you hold your farts in.

#2 – No one has never not farted.

#1 – Even the Queen ofEngland farts.


5 thoughts on “Top Ten Reasons to Fart

  1. The queen of England does not fart! Suggesting such a thing could get you in a lot of trouble.

  2. @lynnsbooks says:

    And, you forgot about ‘basking in the ambience’ 😀

  3. @lynnsbooks says:

    Yeah. British. And not offended.

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