I can’t believe all these philosophers stopped by my fine blog to share their thoughts on farts. Enjoy the words of these noble fart-losophers.
Think before you stink.
Hey 3.5 readers.
I surveyed the following philosophers on the topic of farting. Here is what they said:
Socrates – If you want to know whether or not you should fart, ask yourself if you should or should not fart. The answer to this fart question dwells within you and by asking yourself about farts, you will draw out the answer about farts.
Plato – Before you are born, you get to chill out in Heaven, where there is a mold of everything in the world, including farts. You forget about that mold after you are born, but the knowledge of that fart mold is still in you deep somewhere, so think real hard, and you will come up with the answer about farts.
Aristotle – The answer to a fart question isn’t with you but it does lie within the world somewhere. Study farts and…
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