Hey 3.5 readers.
Does your butt hurt? Fear not. Here’s a list of reasons why flames may or may not be shooting out of your butt.
Hello 3.5 readers.
Many of you may be unaware of this, but in my spare time, I dabble in the fine arts of proctology and have even been named an Amateur Proctologist by a noted correspondence school.
Does your butt hurt? If it does, you’ve got to get on that. A hurt butt left to chance is a disaster, not only for you but for anyone unlucky enough to be standing within your blast radius when it goes off.
Note that I’m talking about “hurt butts” and not “butt hurt.” Butt hurt is when you experience emotional pain so deep that you end up feeling it in your butt.
I’m talking about actual hurting butts. From BQB HQ in Fabulous East Randomtown, here are the top ten reasons why your butt might be hurting:
#10 – Alien Probes
Alien Jones informs me that this experimental method of human butt research…
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