Hey 3.5 readers. Has your butt been probed by aliens? Probably, but check this top ten list to be sure.
Someone’s going to be walking funny tomorrow.
Ahh, aliens. Those intergalactic science perverts really do a number on the human heiney don’t they?
What exactly are little green men hoping to discover by shoving their high tech, state of the art devices up human butts? Your guess is as good as mine. At any rate, it’s not like these space weirdoes will leave you a calling card, so if you want to know whether or not your cheeks have been parted in the name of space science, you better consult this fine list.
From BQB HQ in Fabulous East Randomtown, it’s the Top Ten Warning Signs You Might Have Been Probed By Aliens
#10 – Your Butt Hurts
In theory, this could be due to a number of reasons, including by not limited to:
- You’re wiping too hard and giving yourself hemorrhoids.
- You ate an extra large batch of nacho chili…
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