Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Had the unfair advantage of a shiny nose.
None of the other reindeer,
Had a very shiny nose.
All of the other reindeer,
Were made to feel bad about themselves when they gazed upon Rudolph’s shiny honker.
Knowing that someone was doing better than they were, really drove them nuts and bonkers.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say,
Rudolph take your nose so bright,
And get it away from the reindeer’s sight.
Then how the reindeer were happy,
And they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, we’ll never be as good as you, but now we’ve dragged you down to be as bad as we!”