Dear 3.5 Readers,
I have decided this is all bullcrap and therefore I will quit my efforts at bloggery.
All those years ago when I started this fine blog, I did so because I thought I was a good writer. However, as it turns out, I was just expending existential gas and now I’m empty.
I have decided to watch the City Girls/Cardi B Twerk video for the rest of my life on a continuous loop. Yes, the one where they fill the yacht with twerking butts.
To fund this lifestyle, I have sold this blog to a South Korean media conglomerate. Does that mean this blog will change? Yes. A lot? Yes.
How will it be different? Well, before I used to opine quite a bit. But now, this blog will mostly be advertisements for squid candy. Mmm delicious squid candy.
Also, people in funny costumes dancing like Psy. While they sell squid candy.
By the way, when they bought this blog, they paid me in squid candy. Also, they bought all of you, paying me 3.5 boxes of squid candy per reader.
Enjoy the blog, 3.5. I’m off now to watch that twerk video for the rest of my life.
For more information on the impending South Korean takeover of this fine blog, click here.
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I’m rather awful at keeping up with blogs, but whenever I have checked in with yours, I have enjoyed it. You are a good writer. Have fun with the twerk videos. 🙂
Lies, it was all brain gas.
see, but brain gas is a pretty clever term…
Is it though?
Don’t give up bookshelf
I wish I could tell if you were kidding…
I quit daily then restart daily. I’m not sure I see the point in writing lately though. The world of self publishing seems saturated. I probably got in too late
We’re all struggling to be heard over the noise, BQB. Just have something worth saying and say it to anyone who’ll listen. Keep the faith.
Eh, that could be the problem. Maybe I don’t have anything to say.
Enjoy the candy!
It’s made out of squids. I saw it on Conan.
So you’re leaving us high and dry? You’ve got a solid blogging operation here, I often look to your stuff with admiration and compare it with my own. Bloggers and the world need folks like you…
Every once in awhile I write quitting letters but then I keep blogging anyway. I’m not sure I see the point in it though. Not getting hits. Not selling books. They take forever to publish. I got into self publishing thinking I had a shot but now maybe this just came about too late for me.
Some day it will happen. You gotta keep shouting. And if it dont work out theres always the Thelma and Louise ending….
I probably should have picked a name that sounds like a name