Reblogged to stir your patriot feels
Happy 4th of July, 3.5 readers.
Today, we celebrate our independence from the evil British, with today being the anniversary of the day on which George Washington swam across the Atlantic Ocean and karate chopped King George in the nads until he signed over all rights to America.
I’m pretty sure that’s how the story goes.
Do you doubt America’s awesomeness? Well then, you sir, must be a Communist…gasp, a British person. Probably skulking around, just biding your time until you can make your move to retake America for the Queen and make us all eat Shepard’s pie with incredibly bad teeth and make us say “quite” instead of “very” and “cheerio” instead of “goodbye.” There’s a redcoat hanging in your closet right now as we speak, isn’t there? ISN’T THERE?
I’m onto your evil schemes, British person.
Anyway, from BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, it’s the Top Ten…
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