Daily Archives: July 4, 2019

Top Ten Reasons Why America is Super Awesome

Reblogged to stir your patriot feels

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Happy 4th of July, 3.5 readers.

Today, we celebrate our independence from the evil British, with today being the anniversary of the day on which George Washington swam across the Atlantic Ocean and karate chopped King George in the nads until he signed over all rights to America.

I’m pretty sure that’s how the story goes.

Do you doubt America’s awesomeness?  Well then, you sir, must be a Communist…gasp, a British person.  Probably skulking around, just biding your time until you can make your move to retake America for the Queen and make us all eat Shepard’s pie with incredibly bad teeth and make us say “quite” instead of “very” and “cheerio” instead of “goodbye.”  There’s a redcoat hanging in your closet right now as we speak, isn’t there?  ISN’T THERE?

I’m onto your evil schemes, British person.

Anyway, from BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, it’s the Top Ten…

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Happy 4th of July

Happy 4th of July, 3.5 readers.

Alas, you have been without me for 14 days now.  A whole fortnite (the period of time, not the video game.)

Long story short, a lightning strike near BQB HQ knocked out my Internet router.  Took me awhile to get a new one and to get it up and running, so sadly, I wasn’t able to entertain you with my tales of mirth and merriment.

I hope you all have a good holiday, continued our yearly gloatfest, lording it over those Brits about how George Washington karate chopped King George in the nutsack to win our independence.

Ironically, we’re taxed more and regulated in more ways than King George ever dreamed of.

Oh well.  Pass the hamburgers, please.

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