Happy 4th of July, 3.5 readers.
Alas, you have been without me for 14 days now. A whole fortnite (the period of time, not the video game.)
Long story short, a lightning strike near BQB HQ knocked out my Internet router. Took me awhile to get a new one and to get it up and running, so sadly, I wasn’t able to entertain you with my tales of mirth and merriment.
I hope you all have a good holiday, continued our yearly gloatfest, lording it over those Brits about how George Washington karate chopped King George in the nutsack to win our independence.
Ironically, we’re taxed more and regulated in more ways than King George ever dreamed of.
Oh well. Pass the hamburgers, please.