I’m tired of that chemical perfume smell. I want to smell like lavender, vanilla, oranges, citrus, and creme de menthe.
Do you also want to smell like this? If so, please invent such wonderful smells and put them into aerosol form.
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Or, wear unscented deodorant and then wear whatever lotion, cream, cologne, or perfume suits your fancy. 🙂
What if you then tried to eat yourself?
I’ve tried before but I usually throw myself up