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Ba bum ba bum!
Ba bum ba bum!
Oh lord, I got the corona!
Oh lord, I got the coronavirus blues!
Yes, lord I got the corona!
I got the coronavirus blues!
Baby, haven’t you heard the news?
I got the coronavirus blues!
Woke up this mornin.’
Had to take a poo.
Nothin’ to wipe my butt with.
Oh what’s a man supposed to do?
I say I got the coronavirus!
I got the coronavirus blues!
Baby, fetch me my walking shoes!
I gotta get outta here! Before I catch that corona too!
Ba bum ba bum.
Ba bum ba bum.
Everything’s closed down.
All my friends are out of jobs.
I got a big frown,
And I’m livin’ like a slob!
I say I got the corona
I got the coronavirus blues!
Baby, I think I just heard my cue!
It’s time to talk about the coronavirus blues!
Ba bum ba bum.
Ba bum ba bum.
Never used hand sanitizer before.
Now one bottle will never do.
I just sold my left kidney.
For some Purell and a couple of clorox wipes too!
Oh, I say I got the corona!
Yes, I got the coronavirus blues!
Baby, don’t you know that you’re my muse?
Sing with me about the coronavirus blues.
Ba bum ba bum.
Ba bum ba bum.
Well this looks like the end.
The apocalypse has finally come.
The economy will never mend.
And I still can’t wipe my bum.
Oh, listen up y’all, cuz I got the corona!
I say I got the coronavirus blues!
Time to gulp down some delicious booze.
Cuz I’m so low with the coronavirus blues.
Uh huh. Yeah. Coronavirus blues right here, baby.
Someone fetch the neighbor’s cat.
That’s right. I gotta wipe my tucas something fierce.
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