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Oct 10 2016
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#31Zombie Authors Rewind – Day 10 – Armand Rosamillia – 15o Stories, 2 Podcasts

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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Look 3.5 readers, I’m a zombie and even I’ll admit that if a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out, Armand Rosamillia is a dude that you’ll want on your side.

Armand does not fight zombies.  He just gives them a good, stern glare and then the zombies turn tail and walk away sullenly to sulk and think about what they’ve done, embarrassed that they’ve wasted their undead lives trying to eat people’s delicious brains.

Last year BQB talked to Armand about zombies and other monsters.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to check out Dying Days 7, available for pre-order on Amazon now.

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Oct 09 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 9 – Devan Sagliani – Bringing Zombies to the Big Screen

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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I was in a movie once.

Wait.  Come to think of it, it was more like a news report of a zombie outbreak.

Mmm was that cameraman delicious.

So scratch that. I have no info about the movie industry knowledge to share with you.

You should check out the interview BQB conducted with Devan Sagliani last year instead.

Devan talked about the screenplay he wrote for Humans vs. Zombies as well as his prolific career as a novelist.

Don’t forget to check out Devan’s latest works, including Zombie Attack, on Amazon.

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Oct 08 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 8 – Joseph “Zombie” Zuko – Getting Apocalypse Fit

With Your Guest Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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Joseph “Zombie” Zuko.

His name strikes fear in the hearts of zombies everywhere. Hell, I’m crapping my zombie pants right now as we speak about him.

Many authors are into zombies.  Few have “zombie” as their middle name.

That dude knows everything there is to know about the undead.

The Zukemeister made a valiant effort last year to train BQB, telling him what to do, how to work out and get in shape in order to get in peak physical condition in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

BQB ignored all of that and spent the past year eating cupcakes instead, but its still good advice.  If you want to become apocalypse fit, he’s got good advice.

Check out BQB’s interview with Zombie Zuko here.

And don’t forget to check out Joe’s Infected series on Amazon.

 

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Oct 07 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 7 – Alpha Male Lessons for BQB

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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Sex and zombies. Zombies and sex.

Not together, of course. That’d just be plain disgusting, even for me, and I’m a zombie.

Gillian Zane, who provides steamy scenes in her NOLA Zombie series, gave BQB some alpha male lessons.

SPOILER ALERT: They don’t take.

Check out that interview here.

And check out Gillian’s NOLA Zombie series on Amazon.

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Oct 06 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 6 -Advice from the Journal of the Undead – S.G. Lee

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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How do you know that you’ve made it as an author?

When you’re touring the late night talk show circuit?

When your book sells a million copies?

Nah. When you’ve got your own action figure.

Last year, S.G. Lee gave BQB some advice from his Journal of the Undead.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to check out S.G.’s Amazon author website.

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Oct 05 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Perrin Briar – Three Zombie Series and Counting

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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It’s too bad the Americans and the Brits split up.

Sure we’ve got our differences.

They love tea. We love soda.  They love crumpets. We love donuts.

But we both love zombies…or at least love to read about them.

Last year, BQB dialed up across the pond and talked to Perrin about his love of everything zombified.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to check out Perrin’s latest:

Skip: An Epic Science Fiction Fantasy Adventure Series (now available on Amazon.)

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Oct 04 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Ann Christy – When Life Gives You Lemons…

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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I don’t know why people are always complaining about being handed lemons.

Sure, they’re sour but after you pucker your lips for a minute they’re delicious.  Squeeze the juice right into a nice glass of water and you’ve got a good thirst quencher.

You know what the worst kind of food to be given is? Brains. Those things are disgusting.

Believe me, hot sauce does nothing to mask the brainy flavor.  If you’ve never eaten a brain, then don’t complain to me about lemons.  I wish that zombies were addicted to lemons instead of brains.

Anyway, at this time last year, Bookshelf Q. Battler called up Ann Christy on his space phone to discuss how to make the best of a bad situation, editing your work and of course, zombies.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to visit Ann’s Amazon author page.

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Oct 03 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 3 – Stevie Kopas – The End of the World is Not Glamorous

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With Your Guest Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

You know folks, a lot of people say they’re into zombies.

In fact I just had dinner and now I have a few people inside me.

:::rimshot:::

I’m here all month, folks.

“The end of the world is not glamorous.” That’s a lesson people learn in Stevie’s Breadwinner Trilogy.

Its true.  Enjoy civilization, people, what with money and jobs and heat and plumbing and TV because an apocalypse, zombie or otherwise, would not be fun.

On the third day of his journey into zombitude, BQB talked to Stevie about her books, publishing, and even learned about her favorite beer.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to check out Stevie’s new book, Never Say Die: Stories of the Zombie Apocalypse, available on Amazon now.

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Oct 02 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 2 – Jaime Johnesee – What if there is a good zombie?

With Your Host: Schecky Blargfeld, Zombie Comedian

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“Good zombie?”

Sounds like an oxymoron, doesn’t it?

Kind of like “honest politician” or “jumbo shrimp” or “a talented Bookshelf Q. Battler.”

But, like a diamond in the rough, they do exist.  Once in awhile you run into a zombie that won’t eat your brains, and not just because they were rotted out by the public school system.

Jaime Johnesee, author of Bob the Zombie told Bookshelf Q. Battler all about good zombies on the second day of his zomtastic adventure.

Check out that interview here.

And don’t forget to check out Jaime’s Amazon author page for some more thrills and chills.

Have you ever met a good zombie?  Tell me about it in the comments.

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Oct 01 2016
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#31ZombieAuthors Rewind – Day 1 – Sarah Lyons Fleming – Packing the Perfect Bug-Out Bag

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He’s here all month, folks.

Happy October, 3.5 readers. Your old undead pal Schecky Blargfeld here.

BQB’s journey into zombie madness began on October 1, 2015 when he, his girlfriend, his best friend, and his alien buddy found themselves trapped in the East Randomtown Price Town with oodles of zombies trying to get in and feast on their brains.

Could happen to anyone, really.

Luckily, BQB, as the caretaker of a magic bookshelf, knew a plethora of professional writers who were kind enough to talk to an idiot with a blog that’s only read by 3.5 people.

The first writer he called was Sarah Lyons Fleming, author of Until the End of the World.

Sarah educated our resident nerd on how to pack the perfect bug-out bag.  That’s a bag full of all the essentials needed to survive a life on the run during a zombie apocalypse.

Check out that interview here.

And did I mention Sarah’s latest book, Mordacious, is out now?  The people have spoken and it is a brain chompingly good read.

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