#starwarsvoicemail is blowing up on twitter. Here are my contributions:
Mmmm. Yoda I am. Order extra cheese pizza with olives I will. Mmm. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Lando? Han here. Reminder – when you fly the Millennium Falcon, you need to wear a white shirt and black vest. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Leia? Sen. Mon Mothma here. Is this report right? You want to attack the Empire with a team of small teddy bears? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Luke? Ace Robot Hand Corp. Just a courtesy call to let you know uh…you might not want to…well, you know… #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Hi, Red Leader? Gold Leader here. Yeah, I'm going to need you to stay on target, mmm-kay? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Mr. Solo? Crazy Lenny's White Shirt/Black Vest Emporium. Just confirming your order for 100? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Hello? Mighty Jabba? Ace Carbonite Delivery Service. Is this order right? You want enough to encase an entire man? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Lando here. When Im not administratin' Cloud City, I like to kick back with a Colt 45 and some green space babes. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
And my favorite, though I suppose it is a little dark:
Hello. You've reached Alderaan. No one is available to take your call right now… (what, too soon?) #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
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