Today is Batman Day. No, seriously, it really is. July 23rd has been declared a day to honor the Dark Knight – everyone’s favorite one-percenter crime fighter.
What’s a holiday without a carol? Here’s a couple I whipped up:
Oh Batman Day!
Sung to the tune of Oh, Christmas Tree!
Oh Batman Day! Oh Batman Day!
You never let the Joker get away.
Punch the Penguin, in his stupid face,
Vicki Vale, you will embrace.
Oh Batman Day! Oh Batman Day!
How lovely art thine Batcave!
The Caped Crusader’s Coming to Town
Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Oh, you better not cheat! You better not steal!
You better not kill or act like a heal!
The Caped Crusader’s coming to town!He sees you when you’re naughty
He knows when you’ve been bad
He’ll chase in the Batmobile
His car is really rad!Oh you better not rob, or make people cry!
You better be good
I’m tellin you why!
The Caped Crusader’s coming to town!
We would have also accepted:
Oh Little Town of Gotham
Silent Bat, Holy Bat
The Little Drummer Bat
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells…but that’s been done before. Can’t take credit for that one.
Robin the Yellow Caped Sidekick
Deck the Cave
Bookshelf Battle 
Hilarious!!
Thanks
I laughed, I cried. These poems became a part of me.
Thanks, a Happy Batman Day to all!
Happy Batman Day! I immediately thought of Jingle Bells, Batman Smells as you mentioned, although that’s a negative song I guess.
I wrote a post on Batman Day too. I can post the link if you’re interested.
Feel free – friends of Batman are welcome here.
Great, here’s the link:
http://thecomicbookcollective.com/2014/07/28/batman-75th-anniversary/
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