#starwarsvoicemail is blowing up on twitter. Here are my contributions:
Mmmm. Yoda I am. Order extra cheese pizza with olives I will. Mmm. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Lando? Han here. Reminder – when you fly the Millennium Falcon, you need to wear a white shirt and black vest. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Leia? Sen. Mon Mothma here. Is this report right? You want to attack the Empire with a team of small teddy bears? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Luke? Ace Robot Hand Corp. Just a courtesy call to let you know uh…you might not want to…well, you know… #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Hi, Red Leader? Gold Leader here. Yeah, I'm going to need you to stay on target, mmm-kay? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Mr. Solo? Crazy Lenny's White Shirt/Black Vest Emporium. Just confirming your order for 100? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Hello? Mighty Jabba? Ace Carbonite Delivery Service. Is this order right? You want enough to encase an entire man? #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Lando here. When Im not administratin' Cloud City, I like to kick back with a Colt 45 and some green space babes. #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
And my favorite, though I suppose it is a little dark:
Hello. You've reached Alderaan. No one is available to take your call right now… (what, too soon?) #StarWarsVoiceMail
— Bookshelf Q. Battler (@bookshelfbattle) January 24, 2015
Bookshelf Battle 
Can’t decide which is my favorite…maybe Ace Robot Hand Corp or Gold Leader. Although I think technically it’s Gold Five saying that to Gold Leader. Hey, my avatar is a Jedi, you should have known I’d be picky 😉
Sheesh, well NOW I have to go to the tape and watch it to find out. Sigh, I wish Lucas let Star Wars be downloaded through iTunes etc.
My dream is to one day be able to watch the theatrical release without having to figure out how to hook a VCR up to my TV 😉
Lol – awesome! 😀