BEHOLD! The Mighty Brainy One, taking your questions and plugging your work!
Alien Jones! He knows all and is taking your questions! Inside his genius alien brain lies the secrets of the cosmos, the mysteries of the universe, and the answer to all multiple choice questions (it’s B).
Moreover, bribery is not beneath him! Ask him a question and he might plug your book, blog, or other project in his answer.
Notice how I said “might.” In other words, if your book is called, “I Heart Nazis!” or some other such nonsense, then no, he won’t plug it. He has standards. Otherwise, he’ll do his best to send the Bookshelf Battle’s 3.5 readers your way.
How did aliens master space flight? Who are the most powerful aliens? Which restaurant makes the best chocolate chip pancakes? Why was the Dexter series finale so godawful?
Your questions can be serious and thoughtful or funny and snarky. In fact, he prefers the latter.
By the way, He of the Amazing Gray Matter, posed the following question to me today:
ALIEN JONES: Bookshelf Q. Battler, does it occur to you that maybe people are leery to have their works promoted on a blog operated by an anonymous blogger with a penchant for sarcasm?
BOOKSHELF Q. BATTLER: It does. That’s why we have a guarantee. If you don’t like Alien Jones’ plug for your work, he’ll pull it. No questions asked. No hard feelings. Nothing to lose. 3.5 readers (eh, maybe a bit more even) to gain. Just sent a private message to Bookshelf Battle on Twitter asking for Alien Jones to take your plug down.
Doesn’t get any more awesome than that, folks! Submit your questions by midnight Friday to get your question in Sunday’s column.
Alien graphic courtesy of Marauder on openclipart.org
Bookshelf Battle 
Hello Alien Jones! Have you seen Star Wars? Of course you have, that’s not my actual question. My actual question is, are any of the aliens in Star Wars based off your species? And if so, have you sued George Lucas over this yet?
Your questions have made the Kessel run.
Esteemed Alien Jones, my question is about missing things: Do you have Elvis? What is your take on the Bermuda Triangle? And where do all the missing socks go?
Your inquiries have been beamed up.
Thank you BQB
Alien Jones, which book cover should I use for my book?
http://www.crowdspring.com/print-design/project/2386414_paranormal-fantasy-horror-novel/
Probably a noob question here, but how did you get so many possibilities to choose from?
Your inquiry has been forwarded to my Intergalactic Correspondent
Using crowdSpring service for creatives to compete for my business. I am paying for their service, but it is awesome to get a lot of concepts to choose from. It was linked on the CreateSpace website.