Alien Jones here.
Despite the Siberian Yeti’s unjust occupation of bookshelfbattle.com, I will still be putting out my “Ask the Alien” column this Sunday.
In case you missed it, if you ask me a question, I may respond with a plug for your book, blog, self published work, or other project.
There is no question too great for my genius brain to comprehend and here I am, unlocking the secrets of the cosmos, for your benefit.
Leave your questions in the comments, tweet them to @bookshelfbattle (maybe even follow BQB on twitter to help our noble blogger escape the Yeti’s clutches) or leave your questions on the Google Plus page.
Thank you humans.
Alien Jones, whose real name is unpronounceable by humans, hails from a world, the name of which he isn’t allowed to tell us as his emperor fears humans will find a way to infiltrate it and permeate its airwaves with reality television. He claims Earth is considered by literally every known planet to be “the armpit of the universe” and is now on a mission to raise our world’s collective level of knowledge one question at a time.
Alien Jones, Intergalactic Correspondent for the Bookshelf Battle
Greetings, Losers of Earth. I, Alien Jones, have returned to the greatest blog your home world has to offer, the Bookshelf Battle. Don’t be fooled by its lack of readership. The universe is full of treasures known by the likes of only 3.5 individuals.
Enough with the pleasantries. Let us make haste with…THE FIRST QUESTION!
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