DOM (VIN DIESEL): This is it, family. One last ride.
TEJ (LUDACRIS – Cuz, really, who remember these character names? I hate to look them up on IMDB): You said that already! We’ve had like 7 last rides now! We’ve been last riding since Bush’s first term!!!
LETTY: (Michelle Rodriquez) – Yeah, I thought our last ride days were over a couple movies ago so I let the writers kill my character over. She had to be resurrected when the movies started making big bucks again.
ROMAN (TYRESE): Something funny!
HOBBS (THE ROCK): Toretto, you son of a bitch. You and your crew have cut such a wide path of destruction with your car crimes that as head of the anti-car crime task far, I should throw your asses in car crime jail for a million years!
DOM: But we’re family!
HOBBS: Your crew’s working for me now. There’s a new duo in town: BQB and The Yeti: Tokyo Drifters.
ROMAN: You mean they’re homeless hobos who wander the streets of Tokyo aimlessly?
HOBBS: No. The other kind of drifter.
DOM: Why should we listen to you?
HOBBS: Because I saved the franchise!
CUT TO: TOYKO
:::LUDACRIS RAP SONG PLAYS::::
FAST ASS YETI
As rapped by Ludacris
God damn, that fur be flyin!
Hairy dude’s rollin and I aint lyin.
He’s gonna win the race I’m willing to bet-tee
Look out y’all, here comes the Yeti!
(Bookshelf Q. Battler in a tricked out muscle car vs. The Yeti stuffed into a tiny Nissan sports car)
BQB: (revving the engine) I’m gonna wipe the road with your hairballs, Yeti!
YETI: Roar! I’m the Yeti!
Bookshelf Battle 