So, the other day I’m flipping through the channels and what do I find:
Yeti Krabs! (a character on Nickelodeon’s Spongebob Squarepants)
BQB: The Yeti! Are you seeing this? I’m a trendsetter! I start talking about Yetis on my blog and suddenly everyone has Yeti fever!
THE YETI: Roar roar. Check your ego at the door. No one reads your stupid blog.
BQB: Thanks Yeti. I can always count on you to keep me grounded.
Curious, I googled “yeti krabs” to discover this:
Yeti Krab!
BQB: The Yeti! Are you serious? Yeti Krabs are real? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THAT YETI KRABS ARE REAL?!
THE YETI: You didn’t ask. They are our tiny, furry, pinchy cousins and are angrier than we are.
BQB: That’s pretty angry, since you literally rip Bookshelf Battle HQ apart every day. I feel like all I ever do is clean up after you anymore.
THE YETI: I am Oscar to your Felix. Roar.
Well anyway folks, it feels like this blog has been all about yetis lately so all I can say is keep those twitter follows coming because I’m 140 away from giving this snow beast his walking papers.
THE YETI: It will never happen. I’ve seen rocks with moss growing on them that are funnier than you are.
BQB: Shut up, The Yeti.
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