ALIEN JONES TAKING YOUR QUESTIONS!
Bloggers! Writers! Self publishers! My 3.5 readers can be yours!
Alien Jones, the most intelligent being in the cosmos, has chosen Bookshelf Battle as the vessel to spread intergalactic knowledge throughout Earth, considered to be the most primitive planet in the universe.
Help Alien Jones help us. Ask him a question and he might just promote your book, blog, project etc in his answer – his column comes out on Sundays on bookshelfbattle.com
ALIEN JONES: I really don’t want to do this.
BQB: Will you just shut up and put on your suit of armor and helmet?
ALIEN JONES: No. I hail from the most intelligent species in the universe. We cured cancer, heart disease, and excessive gastrointestinal distress. I’m not going to walk around like I’m in a damn Renaissance Faire.
BQB: Please? It’ll spike my readership from 3.5 to 10.12.
ALIEN JONES: Sigh. Fine.
Sigil of House Jones
Verily, forsooth and so forth. It is I, Lord Alien of House Jones.
ALIEN JONES: Lord Alien of House Jones? Seriously?
BQB: Will you? Please? OK? Seriously.
Sigh. Fine. Lord Alien of House Jones here, taking your questions in my ongoing effort to raise your planet out of its exceptionally stupid status.
Apologies that my column has been out of commission for a couple of weeks. Luckily, my memory receptors have not forgotten…
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