Bookshelf Q. Battler – By day, he’s the Assistant to the Assistant of the Vice-President of Corporate Assistance of Beige Corp, the World’s Premiere Producer of Beige Products and Accessories. By night, he’s the caretaker of a magical bookshelf frequented by tiny literary characters who constantly try to blow up BQB HQ.
Bookshelf Q. Battler
Video Game Rack Fighter – By day, she’s the Assistant to the Assistant of the Vice-President of Corporate Assistance for Drying Paint Media, the World’s Number One Streaming Site with Over 1 Million Hours of Drying Paint Footage. By night, she’s the caretaker of a magic video rack which, coincidentally, is frequented by tiny versions of video game characters who are constantly trying to blow up VGRF HQ.
Video Game Rack Fighter
These nerds have so much in common it’s uncanny. BQB’s head of security is Bookshelf Q. Battle Dog. VGRF’s head of security is Video Game Rack Fighter Cat.
BQB’s mortal enemy? The Yeti.
VGRF’s? The Sasquatch.
BQB died on the toilet from an acute case of Lightning Infused Toaster Pastry Toilet Death. (Help find a cure today.)
VGRF had a similar experience with a Lightning Infused Jelly Donut.
Alas, BQB is afraid to open up to his newfound nerd friend, but perhaps that will change as our hero’s story continues.
Love is in the air for this nerdtastic duo. Will it last with the strength of BQB’s one post a day for a year challenge or will it fizzle out and become as boring as one of Drying Paint Media’s videos?
What do you think, 3.5 readers? Do these poindexters have what it takes?
The paparazzi’s already referring to them as “BQBVGRF.” Catchy, isn’t it?
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