Instead, talk amongst yourselves about one of the following topics:
- Bass guitarists
- If you name a kid, “Zack” is the kid destined to be cool? And if he isn’t, has the kid wasted a cool name?
- Is there a Bizarro Earth where chickens eat human nuggets and dogs walk humans?
- Why do nerds love Firefly? Honestly, I watched one episode and did not see the appeal.
- Why are grilled cheeses called grilled cheeses when usually, people prepare them in a frying pan and ergo, they should be called fried cheeses or fried cheese sandwiches instead of grilled cheese sandwiches? Really, if you are an honest person, you should never call a sandwich a grilled cheese sandwich unless you prepared it on an actual grill. Stop being liars, people. You’re all better than this.
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