Hey 3.5 readers. BQB here.
I was just going through past Christmas posts and came across this one, photographic evidence that Bookshelf Q. Battle Dog is not exactly the most imposing head of security. You wouldn’t know it to look at him, but he has actually eaten 2,983 intruders alive, each one in a single gulp.
But he needs to work on getting himself a more intimidating appearance. Maybe I should trade him in for a Rottweiler.