I wrote this a few years ago and it still gets web search hits today. BQB’s Analysis of “Twas the Night Before Christmas.”
Hello Noble Readers,
As the end of the year draws nigh and old man winter spews forth his icy breath, its time to think of all the special people around us – like the 305 followers of my blog, or the 1,810 followers of my twitter handle, @bookshelfbattle (which honestly, if you haven’t followed yet, what’s stopping you?)
To thank you all, I got you all a gift – iPads. Yes, I purchased over 2,115 iPads to give to my blog and twitter followers, my way of saying thank you for being with me at the beginning, putting up with my eccentricities, and keeping the faith that one day, I might actually review a book.
Unfortunately, the iPad truck was hijacked by the Yakuza. Also, that was a joke. I never bought you any iPads. Also, the thing about the Yakuza was a joke. Yakuza are known to read book blogs…
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