Hey 3.5 readers. BQB here.
It has come to my attention that one of my esteemed columnists, Miss Monica Duncan, Professional Bad News Breaker, wrote a nonsense column on this fine website in which she stated that Santa Claus is not real.
Balderdash and poppycock, I say. Santa is very much real so please, all 3.5 of you, be sure to tell your kids the fat man exists and Monica doesn’t know what she’s talking about.