Who wins the following fantasy fights:
Michael Jackson vs. Action Jackson
Bella Abzug vs. Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”
Marvelous Marvin Hagler vs. Marvin the Martian
Kurt Cobain vs. Kurt Vonnegut
Bell and Biv vs. Devoe
Art Carney vs. a Carnival Carney
Your Momma vs. Some Other Guy’s Momma
Bruce Lee vs. Lee Meriweather
Kenny G. vs. Kenny from “South Park”
Dr. Pepper vs. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Band
The U.S. Navy vs. That Old Pair of Navy Blue Pants You Don’t Wear Any More
Grizzy Adams vs. Gomez Addams
The Winner of the Above Fight vs. John Adams
Bookshelf Battle 
Bruce Lee
Wrong! Both would be defeated by Lee Majors!
ROFL