And even so, if you stop drinking it, will your chances of getting cancer decrease, but your chances of slapping someone in the face because they’re bothering you too early and you haven’t had your coffee yet?
Discuss.
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everything will kill you eventually.
Me without my coffee will kill you now.
I can see that
I’ve never had coffee. Let’s see who kicks over first.
(Cancer is a genetic risk in my family, though, so I’ll probably still die of it.)