My Book is Only 99 Cents!!!

Hey 3.5 readers. BQB here.  I haven’t done this in awhile, but if you haven’t yet, please pick up a copy of my illustrious book, “Bookshelf Q. Battler’s Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts.”  As you can imagine, it’s by yours truly, Bookshelf Q. Battler.

It’s available for 99 cents, which means out of a dollar, you get to keep a penny.  That beats a strip club.  You put a dollar in a stripper’s G-string and she’s keeping it.  She’s not going to spit out a penny out of God knows where.

You shouldn’t be going to such houses of ill repute anyway, perverts.

Look, it really is the most fun you can have for a dollar (and still get to keep a penny).  If you can think of a better time for 99 cents then tell me about it in the comments and I’ll stand corrected.

 

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3 thoughts on “My Book is Only 99 Cents!!!

  1. da-AL says:

    just curious – how much of an increase in sales do you get when you offer markdowns?

    • No ones bought a copy in a long time no matter what I do and overall since last June only a handful sold total

      • da-AL says:

        perhaps you’d like book I’m currently in middle of reading – “Business for Bohemians” Also, just enjoyed “Big Magic” with Elizabeth Gilbert’s practical experiences

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