Hey 3.5 readers.
Your old pal, BQB, here.
In case you didn’t hear, my book, “Bookshelf Q. Battler’s Big Book of Badass Writing Prompts” is free this week. Totally free. That means you can go on over to Amazon right now and download it for free, no strings attached, the worst that happens is you end up with a book on your kindle that you won’t read, though if you don’t read it, you’d be missing out because the critics in my head are saying it’s the best book since the New Testament.
Please Lord, don’t strike me down. I know you have a sense of humor. Look at my life, after all.
This book features many of my most humorous writing ideas. Why, with this book, you’ll be able to write about:
- A reality TV star who punches sharks in the face!
- A fart that defies the boundaries of time, space and science!
- A pumpernickel that scares a couple on a date out of their minds!
- Ninja bunnies!
- Zombie bed and breakfast owners!
- An outer space world where no one has a butt!
- And so much more!
So, tell you what, 3.5 readers. Get this book for free, browse through it, pick a scenario and write a blog post based on one of the prompts. Tweet a link to me @bookshelfbattle and if I like it, I’ll share it with the 7 eyes of my 3.5 readers. What a marketing breakthrough for you, to have a blog post you wrote shared with the likes of my 3.5 readers.
So, don’t delay, get my book of writing prompts today!