I can’t believe it’s been one year since David S. Pumpkins. I’m David Pumpkins, man! I’m my own thang…
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#31WaysToDefeataVampire – Way #25 – David S. Pumpkins
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
BQB can’t stop watching it.
You can’t either.
Vampires definitely can’t.
Is a vampire trying to bite you?
Just show them SNL’s David. S. Pumpkins.
Doo doo dee doo doo dee doo doo…
I Literally Can’t Stop Watching David S Pumpkins
Like the characters in the SNL Haunted Elevator sketch who can’t understand why David S Pumpkins is scary, I can’t figure out why this sketch is so funny. It just is.
And I can’t stop watching it.
I’m retiring from writing, 3.5 readers.
I will now spend every second of my day watching David S. Pumpkins.
What does the S stand for? I want to know!
SNL – David S. Pumpkins
Forget Philadelphia.
Step aside, Forrest Gump.
Go away, Castaway.
The David S. Pumpkins sketch (aka Haunted Elevator sketch) on Saturday Night Live is the best thing that Tom Hanks has ever done in his career.
I wonder if David S. Pumpkins is the long lost brother of Larry David’s Kevin “Can a bitch get a donut?” Roberts.
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