By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh!
Yes, 3.5 readers!
You thought that Ken Bone was just a flash in the pan Internet sensation, didn’t you?
But he’s much more than that!
He’s also an accomplished vampire hunter.
Why do you think he wears that red sweater?
To hide all the blood from all the vampires he’s hunted, of course.
Befriend Ken Bone and vampires will never bother you as all vampires are petrified of…Ken Bone, Vampire Hunter!
SEO Poet
:::Bongo Drum Beats:::
Hey there all you hep cats and hep kittens. Come on down to the East Randomtown Java Bean, where the poets always stink and the cups are never clean.
Next on the mic is the one and only Search Engine Optimized Poet…the only rhyme-smith whose beats bring in the web searchers’ feets, ya dig?
Ken Bone!
Whoa, Ken Bone!
Why is your sweater so bright?
Portly mustached man with thinning hair and glasses for your sight.
Fright? Of a world that doesn’t treat you right?
No. He refused to give that thought a single respite.
He wanted answers as to the country’s energy plight.
Fight! That’s what the presidential debate was.
But…buzz! That’s what Ken Bone got because…
…he wears his lip fuzz…
…like a boss. He didn’t get cross and he had nothing to hide
A breathe of fresh air while the rest of the country sighed,
At two dummies who make the founding fathers cry.
Ken Bone! Look at you and the way you plug about your day.
Just because you’re not a supermodel you don’t feel any dismay.
Or, if you do, it never shows,
Even though around and around the toilet bowl is where our country goes.
Ken Bone you are a star, especially to me,
And a champion of non-supermodels everywhere, just like BQB.
BQB EDITORIAL NOTE: I’d like to say I’m very proud of Ken Bone. Although I have to say it shouldn’t be a news story that someone who is a little chubby and style challenged was able to ask an interesting question at a presidential debate, I’m glad that he did.
He’s become a bit of an Internet sensation and I feel part of that is a lot of people saying, “Wow! People who don’t look like supermodels have thoughts?!”
Yes. Yes they do. Stop being so surprised.
Still, as far as I’ve heard, no one seems to be busting on him (at least not in a mean way) so whenever the Internet shows class we can be happy.
Finally, to increase SEO optimization, allow me to say – Ken Bone! Ken Bone. Ken Bone. Ken Bone, the guy in the red sweater who asked a question at the presidential debate.
Yes, the debate with Trump vs. Clinton where Ken Bone asked a question about energy. Also, Ken Bone. Or possibly, Kenneth Bone.
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