Hey 3.5 readers.
I do love a good Rick Roll…but what is it about this thirty some odd year old song that has the Internet going ga ga today? Why is it considered clever to trick someone into clicking on this video?
Is it Rick’s good looks? No. The man’s clearly a flat-top sporting ginger.
Is it his funky dance moves? No. He clearly just holds his hands out, makes a couple of fists, then sways from side to side.
Is it his sense of style? No. The man is clearly wearing some kind of 1980s trench coat, like he’s some kind of flasher….except not, because he has clothes on underneath.
It’s none of these things. Yet, Rick is so damn desirable to the ladies for one reason: his song is all about pure love.
Rick isn’t one of those rappers, promising a quote unquote “bitch” money, diamonds, wealth, jewelry, power and so on in exchange for her phat ass. No sir. Rick may not be much to look at, but he boils love down to its core essentials, rattling off a list to a blonde woman in the video of the basics that he, and frankly any good man, would give to a woman:
I’m never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around, and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Look people, we’ve established Rick is not much to look at. He can’t dance. His fashion stinks. To quote Bobby Ferrin, “He aint got no cash, aint got no style…”
But what he lacks in superficial qualities, he makes up with in heart. He’s got a big one and he wants this lady to know it. Rich, handsome, studly men who can dance and don’t have red hair can get all the women they want and sadly, more often than not, they can trick a woman into being used and then tossed aside like yesterday’s stale doughnut.
Not Rick, ladies. He doesn’t have much going for him and like most of us average to below average looking dudes, the best we can do is promise you the basics of love. We’re not going to leave you. We’re not going to lie to you. We aren’t going to hurt you.
Superficial men may be able to promise you material possessions, but the Rick Astleys of the world know their woman wooing abilities are limited and thus, they embrace all of the aspects of what true love is supposed to be all about, namely – honesty and commitment.
No ladies, if you pick a Rick Astley, he’s probably not going to turn all your friends’ heads and make them jealous of you when you walk into the room together. He’s not going to buy you a bunch of expensive crap. He’s most likely going to wear that dumb trench coat to every affair. He’ll always have red hair. He’ll always dance like a department store mannequin that just came to life and is trying to figure out how his new body works for the first time.
But – he will be there when you need him, ladies. Is he cheating on you when he’s not with you? No, for if you recall, he pledged that he would never run around. Will he leave you? No. He promised he would not desert you. Is he telling the truth? Yes. He made it crystal clear that he will never tell a lie.
Fidelity. Honesty. Commitment. These are the cornerstones of any good relationship and Rick Astley is offering them up on a silver platter.
Rick’s promises are so pure that his career was basically one song and done. I have no idea if he put out any other songs. If he did, I can’t name one. Can you? If he did, he didn’t have to. He said all he needed to say about love then rode off into the sunset like a ginger cowboy.
Perhaps that is why it is so fun to do a Rick Roll. Typically, the joke is to fool narcissistic folks into clicking onto something that they are led to believe will bring them wealth, power, or something else that doesn’t matter much in the grand scheme of things, only to be reminded of what really matters by the Rickster.
As for all of you single ladies out there trying to figure out what you want in a man, let me make it simple for you: Choose a Rick Astley, ladies. Choose a Rick Astley.
FYI: I can’t take credit for that meme. It was floating around in the last election and frankly, maybe we should have elected Rick Astley president.