Hmm…dating a celebrity seems like it would be fun…until the cameras start rolling.
Is your girlfriend’s life being documented for the drama factor?
Is your girlfriend a romance movie fanatic?
Yo, yo, yo, what up ladies?
BQB in the hizzy fo shizzy.
Are you dating a wannabe rapper?
Only this BQB top ten list can help you know for sure. Or rather, fo sho.
Lot of talk about Russian spies in the news lately, 3.5 readers. Is your lady an agent for the Kremlin?
Hey 3.5 readers.
A little bummed that my podcast never got off the ground, but I can only do so much I suppose. Maybe one day, when I’ve got the time…and develop some speaking talent.
In the meantime, this Movie Trailer Guy talking about my awesomeness is the funniest thing ever. You gotta listen to it.
(FYI I think there’s an actually guy called “The Movie Trailer Guy.” This isn’t the official Movie Trailer Guy but it is a dude from Fiverr who is very talented and can do a movie trailer guy voice.)
In case you missed it, Professor Horatio J. Nannerpants is the Bookshelf Battle Blog’s professional simian literary expert/semi-professional poop flinger. He’ll gladly tell you everything you need to know about the classics.
Just be ready to duck, as he has been known to make the poop fly.
In this column, he discusses Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Come for the commentary. Stay for the poop.
Oh Hollywood. You’re always making men look so much better than we are, thus letting women down whenever we fart or burp or do something that doesn’t live up to your ultra high standards.
Is your girlfriend way too addicted to Romance Movies? Check this fabulous list to be sure.
Is your boyfriend super jacked in the muscle department? Does he not own a single shirt?
Does his long hair blow around in the wind all the time, even when there is no wind?
Is he always picking you up and walking off into the sunset, even though you can walk just fine?
Is your boyfriend always polishing his wand? Does he know how to bring the magic to a relationship?
Most importantly, does he have a long ass gray beard and a pointy star hat?
Well ma’am, I hate to bring you bad news, but you may very well be dating a wizard.