Hey 3.5 readers. I know, if you are reading this blog you are probably single but if you ever do get a girlfriend, here is some stuff you should not buy her for Christmas.
Female readers, let me know if I am right. Do you want any of this stuff for Christmas?
Lady ninjas. They’re everywhere and men, they’re probably in your sex life. Sure, your girlfriend pretends that she works in some normal occupation by day but rest assured, she’s a ninja by night.
Not convinced? From April 2016, here’s a list of warning signs to look out for.
Umm…did you ever notice how women always talk about how they want men to be kind and sensitive and that they despise macho bastards and that women are so evolved and it’s so wrong when men judge women based on their appearance…and then what’s on the cover of every romance novel ever?
A shirtless alpha male…with big ass muscles.
Control yourselves, ladies! Click here to read all about how to figure out if your man is a shirtless alpha male from a romance novel.
Hmm…dating a celebrity seems like it would be fun…until the cameras start rolling.
Is your girlfriend’s life being documented for the drama factor?
Yo, yo, yo, what up ladies?
BQB in the hizzy fo shizzy.
Are you dating a wannabe rapper?
Only this BQB top ten list can help you know for sure. Or rather, fo sho.
Lot of talk about Russian spies in the news lately, 3.5 readers. Is your lady an agent for the Kremlin?
Hey 3.5 readers.
A little bummed that my podcast never got off the ground, but I can only do so much I suppose. Maybe one day, when I’ve got the time…and develop some speaking talent.
In the meantime, this Movie Trailer Guy talking about my awesomeness is the funniest thing ever. You gotta listen to it.
(FYI I think there’s an actually guy called “The Movie Trailer Guy.” This isn’t the official Movie Trailer Guy but it is a dude from Fiverr who is very talented and can do a movie trailer guy voice.)
Bookshelf Battle 