And we’re back, still discussing that first novel I penciled when I was around ten year olds. Attack of the Killer Mutant Fish was an epic sci-fi action fest.
Yesterday, I did a casting call for Fred the Pet Store Owner, who fights the mutant fish. Today, I’m doing a casting call for the Mad Scientist who randomly walks into Fred’s pet shop with no explanation whatsoever and dumps toxic sludge into the tanks, thus creating enormous, super-sized killer mutant fish.
Stop laughing! You know this crap is better than half of what’s on TV today.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
Huh-lo! I’m a…mad sci-en-tist! I must turn these fish…into mu-tants, thus finally obtaining my rah-venge…against the cruel world that failed to heed my sci-en-tif-ic warnings. If pee-puhl con-tin-yoo…to destroy the en-vi-ro-ment…then the world will be engulfed…by mu-tant fish…just like these!
Hmmm. A valiant effort, but not what we’re looking for.
KEVIN SPACEY
There’s a saying in my home world of Mad Science Land. If you fail to listen to brilliant mad scientists, then don’t be surprised when the Earth is overrun by a race of super powerful fish. :::knocks the table twice:::
Next!
JACK NICHOLSON
You want the truth about fish?! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH ABOUT FISH! Son, we live in a world with tanks. Who’s going to protect them? You? You pet store owner Fred Wineburg? You mock me at parties but deep down you want me on those tanks, you need me on those tanks…
I dunno. I’m not feeling it. Next!
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
Yeah I made those f*$king killer mutant fish and I hope they burn in hell!
Hmmm. I’m intrigued. Can you keep going, Sam?
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
The path of the righteous fish is beset on all sides by the inequities of the sel-fish and the tyranny of evil fish…
You’ve got it! You’ve got this part!
Bookshelf Battle 
(politely restrained applause) Absolutely 😊 next!.