By: The Yeti, International Fuzzy Monster War Criminal
Muah ha…muah ha ha…MUAH HA HA!
Pathetic 3.5 readers! I, the Yeti, have escaped and taken control of Bookshelf Battle Headquarters, just in time to stop Bookshelf Q. Battler’s One Post a Day for a Year Challenge on its final day!
You have failed, BQB! You have failed so epically! Muah ha ha! Now the world will know you are a failure!
Correction, BQB! Now your 3.5 readers will know you are a failure! You will remain my prisoner forever as the knowledge that you were stopped just one day short of posting for an entire year! BAH HA HA HA!
And now I, the Yeti, will turn your awesome, super fun blog into a museum of boredom. All Yetis believe everything in the world should be boring and now I will spread my boringositude to you, BQB’s 3.5 readers.
Post subjects will now be limited to:
- Photos of mushrooms
- My vacation to Yeti Falls
- Treatises about the various denture adhesives available on the market and which ones have the better grip.
- Discussions about mold growth, specifically, history and related scientific theories of mold’s ability to grow on leftover food.
- Toilet paper rations
Yes. I am the best yeti of all yetis! I…I…oh no! BQB! How did you escape?! ACKK!! MY BEAUTIFUL YETI FACE!
Bookshelf Battle 