Daily Archives: February 28, 2016


The Oscars are too pretty!

#OscarsSoPretty – Why Are No Ugly People Nominated?

The Oscars. They are too pretty. There so many people in the world who have a face where you can’t tell if it is a face or a butt. Like you could be staring at their face, or they could be standing on their hands and showing you their butt. That’s how ugly they are.

And it is through no choice of their own. God has decided that some will be pretty and some will be ugly.

Every day, ugly people go about their business. They do their best to contribute to society despite their wretched ugliness.

But will they be represented at the Academy Awards? No. Why?

Because they are too ugly.

We demand more ugly representation at the Oscars!

Bookshelf Battle

Hello 3.5 readers.

cropped-shutterstock_128241008 BQB’s High School Yearbook Photo.  Ten takes and this was the best one.

Bookshelf Q. Battler, here to talk to you about a very sensitive subject.

By now you’ve heard of the “#OscarsSoWhite” controversy. For the second consecutive year, no non-white actors or actresses have been nominated for the entertainment industry’s most coveted prize.

As you’re all aware, I am a paragon of fairness, and while I’m loathe to throw stones, I’m pretty sure it is safe to assume, based on the criticism levied at this completely useless awards ceremony in which the mega rich and ultra glamorous pat one another on the back, that everyone in Hollywood has a klan robe hanging in their closet.

But I’m not here to talk about that issue.  This matter has already been widely reported and will be a part of the public dialogue for weeks to come leading up…

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