If your girlfriend wears a fedora and talks about you in a monotone while using exaggerated comparisons and long drawn out analogies, she may very well be a classic film noir private detective.
Fear not, 3.5 readers. Jake Dashing continues to file his pop culture mystery reports.
I’m just so bogged down with all my work here at Bookshelf Q. Battler Headquarters that I never have time to edit and post them.
I really need to hire an assistant.
I head a rumor though that after being told to pound sand one too many times by Attorney Donnelly, Jake has set his sights on a lady detective who he shares some uh, let’s say, “personality traits” with.
Here the mystery woman is, with the Top Ten Things Your Girlfriend Might Say About You if She Were a Classic Film Noir Detective.
(Translated from English to Film Noir Speak.)
10. ENGLISH: Babe, you left the bathroom a mess!
FILM NOIR SPEAK: Another day, another dollar and another twenty-four hours closer to meeting my maker. I gave up on a perfect life long ago…
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