Top Ten Warning Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be a Shirtless Alpha Male in a Romance Novel

I tried to be an alpha male once.

I went up to Video Game Rack Fighter and I was all like, “Make me a sandwich, woman!” and she just laughed and laughed and laughed.

Sigh. Some men were born to be alpha males. Others were born to operate blogs for 3.5 readers.

Bookshelf Battle

Romance novels.

shutterstock_282933221 For Christ’s Sake, put a shirt on Chad.

Not only are they the fuel that keeps the fires of many a female reader burning, they keep the wheels of the publishing industry turning as well.

Ladies of all ages like a good story about a woman swept off her feet by the perfect man.

Said perfect man usually defined as being a) long haired b) muscular and c) shirtless.

It’s ok ladies.  I won’t point out that your love of these novels is more or less the equivalent of your boyfriend scoping out risqué sites on the Interwebs.

And romance authors, though I’ll never read them, keep churning them out as the more people who are reading anything, the longer the publishing industry stays afloat.

From BQB HQ in fabulous East Randomtown, here are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be a Shirtless Alpha Male in…

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