Has your girlfriend ever other thrown a corrupt totalitarian regime from an alternate future with little to no combat training?
You’re dating a Young Adult Novel Heroine then sir…
Tessa Fireswarm – YA Novel Protagonist/Attempts to Destroy BQB’s Magic Bookshelf Often
If you’ve been one of BQB’s 3.5 readers from the very beginning (my condolences to you for that is precious time out of your life that you will never get back) then you’re aware one of the characters living on BQB’s magic bookshelf is none other than a tiny version of Tessa Fireswarm, protagonist of the Arrowblast series.
What? Up your nose with a rubber hose, Suzanne Collins. Tessa is a true original.
Wait. This just in. Attorney Donnelly informs me that Tessa is a parody. Whatever. Just no one sue me please.
Anyway, when Tessa isn’t busy attempting to blow up the other characters living on BQB’s magic bookshelf in an ongoing war for shelf space, she occasionally advises BQB on the Young Adult genre.
Here now, with Tessa’s help, are the Top Ten Warning Signs Your Girlfriend…
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