Hello 3.5 readers.
Thank you, as always, for reading.
Without you, I would just be an asshole typing out random garbage into the inter webs for no apparent reason.
Alien Jones has used undisclosed alien technology to revive Homer, the legendary poet of ancient Greece and author of The Illiad, that boring as shit book that your college English professor probably made you read.
Homer and I are collaborating on an Illiad reboot. That’s right. Hollywood has refused to produce anything original for years now, so why can’t Home Slice and I cash in on this trend?
The Illiad will be rebooted by January 1, 2016!
So sit back, relax and enjoy as Homer and I bring you, The Illiad Rebooted.