If a cat goes unchased, did a cat serve its purpose?
If I bark at Bookshelf Q. Battler but he doesn’t hear it, did I even bark at all?
If I don’t eat random things off of the floor how will I ever know what they are?
If a blog only has 3.5 readers, does it have any readers at all?
If I lick my butt then lick BQB despite his protests have I covered BQB with my dog butt germs? (Most assuredly so.)
If a chicken crosses the road, gets to the other side, then returns to his initial point of origin, did the chicken ever really go anywhere?
Remember 3.5 readers…a journey of a thousand paw prints begins with one tail wag…also cats are big time buttholes.
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