Hello 3.5 readers.
Egads. Brangelina is (are?) no more.
So startling was the news that there was an actual earthquake in CA right after they broke up.
Coincidence?
I think not.
How are you holding up, people? Don’t worry. We’ll get through this together.
Bookshelf Battle 
I don’t want to start a fight but how long can you tolerate crazy even for a woman who looks like that?
Eh…well I don’t want to take sides, the news just reported something about she hired a PI and caught him with Russian hookers. On the other hand though, I imagine she would be handful.
The hotter they get, the harder they are to keep (men and women) sometimes its more advisable to just go for an uggo.
How do you think I got my hubs.
“I saw your wife the other day and man is she ugly.”
“Yeah but she sure can cook.”
LOL
I hope someone didn’t really say that. That would be rather douchey.
It’s from a song goof ball
For real? They’re breaking up?
Is that sarcasm or have you not turned on the TV today?
No, no…its sarcasm. I’v been working all day.
The earthquake was caused when Jennifer Aniston hit herself in the forehead.