Also please support:
#11 – Big Screen TVs for the Blind
#12 – Blank Screen TVs for the Sighted
#13 – Paper Bags for Ugly Heads
#14 – The Fund to Purchase Prostitutes for Homely Men
#15 – The Cure for Writers Who Suffer from Existential Ennui
#16 – Clubs for Seals Who Want to Club Back
#17 – Butt Corks for the Flatulent
#18 – Pudding for Everyone
#19 – Medallions for Poor Yet Swarthy Motherfuckers
#20 – Butlers for Butlers (Because Butlers Should Have Butlers to Serve Them When They Come Home After a Long Day of Butlering)