:::Bongo Drum Beats:::
Hey there all you hep cats and hep kittens. Come on down to the East Randomtown Java Bean, where the poets always stink and the cups are never clean.
Next on the mic is the one and only Search Engine Optimized Poet…the only rhyme-smith whose beats bring in the web searchers’ feets, ya dig?
Stormy! Whoa, Stormy!
You have enormous bazoombas!
And now every man in the free world,
Is sucking up your videos like a big Roomba…
Vac? Oh, I’m a hack.
Trying to give BQB’s blog a big ratings attack.
Cut me some slack. “I’ll be back.”
That’s what Schwarzenegger did say.
What? You want to see Stormy’s monster funbags today?
Hooray! They’re on the way! But be filled with dismay.
For filled with silicone is the porn star’s way.
Nay! The photos of the lady who banged the Prez are not here.