A tomb is raided and other surprises in this reboot of a movie series about a video game, which you think would mean it is destined to suck but surprisingly, it doesn’t.
BQB here with a review of “Tomb Raider.”
Egads. I suppose we should have realized it would happen sooner or later. Millenial Lara Croft. While Angelina Jolie, Gen X Lara Croft, reveled in flashing around her family’s fortune that allowed her to live an adventurer lifestyle, waltzing around the world in her tight short pants, twin hand cannons strapped to her hip as she absconds with the treasures of indigenous peoples in the name of saving the world (which to her credit, she did save it a lot), today’s Lara is different.
Millennial Lara Croft (Alicia Vikander) covers up and, gasp, wears full pants. She prefers a bow and arrow (I won’t get into the hand cannons but it is addressed), and she laments her family’s wealth. It really eats her up inside that her long lost father, Lord Richard(Dominic West) left her with fat stacks of cash. Why should she enjoy such a hefty bank account when so many others inherit nothing?
Ergo, when our tale begins, we find that this Lara has shunned Croft manner in favor of the life of a lowly bicycle courier until she realizes her treasure hunting father might still be out there, and she’ll have to follow in his footsteps (and assume control of the Croft dynasty) in order to find him and, of course, save the world from a devastating fate that is sealed in, you guessed it, a tomb.
Walton Goggins, best known for playing caricatures of dopey, in-bred Southern redneck baddies, dials it back a notch and plays the best, most believable villain of his career, the overseer of an operation that is blasting and digging up a remote Japanese island in search of the above mentioned tomb.
The verdict? You’ll have to forgive me. I’m a Gen Xer, so I yearn for Jolie’s candy apple tushy stuffed into short shorts. Her version of Croft was hot and intelligent. Vikander is pretty and intelligent, but it’s made clear she’s here to save the world with her mind and athletic abilities and not hear to be your eye candy.
SIDENOTE: It’s weird how things tend to come full circle. The old folks of my day told women to cover up. The young folks of my day said women should be able to let it all hang out to express themselves, be proud of themselves and that doesn’t mean they’re to be treated as playthings. Now the pendulum has swung back and now the young people are calling for women to cover up, at least in movies now. Oh well. I’m just along for the ride at this point.
STATUS: Shelf-worthy. I’ll give it to this film. It’s better than I thought it would be, worth watching, though feel free to wait for it to come out as a rental. It does have a bit more in the brain department than the originals, the plot is a better developed than the originals, though it’s also only developed as far as a movie about a video game will allow, which isn’t saying much. Now is the time for common sense bow and arrow control.